Subject: TIME CUBE IS PROVEN BY TEACHER Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 17:54:04 EST From: To: Dear Mr. Ray- For a year now I have studied your Time Cube truths but have not been able to convince others of its reality (dumbasses). My mother is a teacher, and she said it was "nutty" and "stupid." But guess what- I cornered her, literally, in the living room one evening, and forced her to admit it. IN ORDER TO GET HER TEACHING CERTIFICATE, SHE HAD TO SIGN AN AFFIDAVIT STATING THAT SHE WOULD UPHOLD THE GREENWICH MYTH UNTIL DEATH. I shit you not. It has been revealed. American teachers are sworn to fight against the truth of Time Cube. Sincerely, A Devout Student of Time Cube